BEAR!!!
This just in: bear sighting at Paramus Catholic High School in NJ. It was a pretty good lookin’ bear, so far as bears go. Apparently he was just hanging out looking for some food. 9th graders, to be exact. No reports of injuries yet. All outdoor classes have been canceled.
Man, why doesn’t this crap happen at the law school? The best we get is a hungry law student around noon. Not even close to a bear. And certainly not enough to cancel classes.
In other terrifying news, Sam’s Club is limiting the amount of rice people can buy. NOOO!!! DANGER DANGER! This is the worst news ever. Ever.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:29 am
I’m actually from Ridgewood, NJ (one town over) and went to Paramus Catholic’s rival school, Immaculate Heart Academy. PCHS is on a major, four lane road that runs parallel to a major highway (Rt. 17). It isn’t rural at all!
April 28th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Brian,
When I first moved to C’ville, I nearly ran into a Bear while I was dropping off the moving truck. It was just strolling across Rt. 29 with its little cub. Me and the Driver next to me stopped and honked our horns profusely. So this s**t does happen in C’ville, just to 1Ls.
-AUD