Founder’s Day!
Happy Birthday to the Father of the Declaration of Independence, 3rd President of the United States, and Founder of the Greatest University in the History of the World (Virginia, in case you were confused), Thomas Jefferson!

TJ (or, for those of you unaffiliated with The University, Mr. Jefferson) was born on April 13, 1743. When he decided that the education he received at the College of William and Mary was lacking, he founded the University of Virginia to provide a real education. So thank you, W&M, for failing at providing adequate education. Happy Birthday, TJ!
I look forward to angry responses from my W&M friends.
