While the rest of the law school is sitting in Caplin Auditorium watching Justice Scalia give a speech on The Wall of Separation and accept the Thomas Jefferson Foundation Medal in Law, which is essentially the highest external honor the University gives (we don’t do honorary degrees here), I am sitting here in Nonprofit Organizations. Yep. I know, it was a tough decision to make.

To his credit, our professor at 3:55 said that those of us who wanted to can go and see him for 20-30 minutes and then come back. Unfortunately, by the time we got there, it was completely packed and the cops were bouncing people at the door. SIGH. Now I’ll never get to see him. Ever.

Well, I’ve gone and done it. After seeing that a professor of mine is on Facebook, I looked at his friends list to see what other professors are online, figuring that they’re all friends in their own dorky way. They probably have a secret group wherein they talk about students and what giant slackers we are. Anyway, in so searching, I found that one of my professors graduated in 1991 from Yale, and indeed, is Facebook friends with Edward Norton, of Fight Club and American History X fame! And, of course, other good movies, haha. Naturally, I had only one option.