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As we all know, Duke sucks. Alright fine, academically speaking, they’re one of the top notch universities around. Their law school pales in comparison to UVA, but you know, they’re not too shabby. Anyone who follows ACC basketball, or really ACC anything, or really any college sports at all, probably hates Duke, unless he or she (a) attends or attended Duke, (b) has a relative who attends or attended Duke, or (c) hates freedom. I came across this from East Coast Bias (though it is floating around the internet) and found it (a) hilarious and (b) so true. Also, apparently today I like to make (a) lists and (b) there is no (b). The questions on it are pretty funny to me, haha.
I expect all my Duke friends to yell at me know. But this was well worth it.


June 1st, 2008 at 9:06 am
[…] In April, I posted about Duke’s flopping camp, mostly as a joke, though we all know that Duke is among the most egregious flopping schools. The NBA has decided to institute a fine for “the most egregious flops,” according to their VP of Basketball Operations Stu Jackson. I think this is a brilliant idea in theory, but I question its execution. […]