I’m Famous!
Now that I have reached the pinnacle of my e-procrastination career (being linked off of abovethelaw), I don’t know what to do with myself. I mean yes, I could be studying Securities Regulation right now, but how can I possibly do that when I could be basking in my glory of success?
Sadly, I consider this no success. This means that (1) I need to watch what I post on here (every firm I’ve ever worked for already knows about this blog) and (2) I will undoubtedly get yelled at soon for putting such things on my personal website. Curses, ATL. You’ve ruined my life (even more so than when you ruined it by merely existing in the first place and caused me to hit the refresh button incessantly waiting for “NYC to 190!” to show up).
But, in the event that my firm does find this (which I estimate to be within the next 3.78 minutes), I just want to clear up a few things:
- I am studying hard. I am being such a good student. Also, I love classes and education and learning.
- I was not a part of any such scandal.
- Please don’t hate me; I am a good kid.
- How bad does a C- look your 3L year? I’m just saying. This won’t happen to me, but um, I have some friends who are concerned. Yep.
Alright, that was my 26 second study break. Time to continue learning the wonders of the ‘33 and ‘34 Acts. Again, man do I love learning.
December 20th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Hey Brian, Hope you did great on your securities exam. My studying is going well so far for the Series 65. I can say my least favorite of the acts is the Investment Advisers Act of 1940… uggggggh.. you’re lucky if you’ve missed out on that. My favorite would have to be the Uniform Securities Act
On my drive home today, I was thinking of how fun it would be to make a “Top 25 reasons you can tell you’ve been in licensing too long” and my top reason was going to be “You’re convinced Rihanna’s hit song ‘Umbrella’ was secretly inspired by IRA’s.”
Anywayyy, if I don’t hear from you before, have a Merry Christmas and enjoy your last ever winter break!!
-Ash