November 22, 2008

Presents!

I have nothing of any value to write today. I went to M&A for the first time in a while and I am quickly reminded why I should stop attending this class. I am bored to tears. I even thought about reading last night. I know - ambitious for a 3L.  (Note:  if the firm is reading this (wow, that sounds creepy - The Firm…dun dun dun), I am TOTALLY just kidding - I go to all my classes.  Especially M&A.  Same goes if this is mom reading this - totally kidding.)
My birthday is coming up on Saturday, October 27. I have no grand plans aside from the stupid halloween party that night. I say stupid not because I don’t like law school parties or that I don’t think it will be a lot of fun, but because I really, really hate costume parties. Like, really. But alas. I will go.

Anyway, for the first time in a while, I have no birthday wish list. I don’t know what this means. It clearly does not mean that I don’t want any presents - that would be false. Straight up. I want lots and lots of presents. This just means that you have to get creative. Here are some tips, as you consider this.

  1. I like anything with Virginia on it. I prefer the V-Sabres over the block-V and over the Seal.
  2. I like technology and gadgets and anything cool like that.
  3. I really love it when people from my law firm send me presents. I’m just sayin’. I know you read this. [Insert Ode to Katie]
  4. You cannot go wrong with liquor. Ever.

Wow. I hope there is more to my life than what I’ve listed above. Virginia, technology, and booze. Hm, I guess that does sum it up pretty well. Anyway, you’ve got two days to buy some presents. Good luck, and god speed.

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