Liver, WHAT
So today was the first day of work. It was chock full of sitting and listening to people talk at us. I think I only remember a couple things. They are, however, direct quotes:
“[Person’s name] is the coroner of legal personnel. …Wait. Did I say coroner? I meant coordinator. Things aren’t that bleak here.”
“Take advantage of every learning opportunity. And when I say that, I mean that you should [thinking] … take advantage of every opportunity to learn.”
Wow. That was deep. Haha. Anyway, I hope that the firm hasn’t found this journal yet, or in the alternative (let’s be honest - they found it months ago…Hello Firm!), they don’t hold anything against me 
The other summers are cool. After our strenuous day, a few of us went to happy hour because, you know, we deserved it. Also, I think it was the appropriate way to kick off this summer. I am calling it the Summer of “Liver, WHAT” — again, I hope the Firm, if/when they read this, doesn’t hold that against me. I, of course, am an incredibly responsible adult capable of self-control.
Man, I’m screwed.