So today was the first day of work.  It was chock full of sitting and listening to people talk at us.  I think I only remember a couple things.  They are, however, direct quotes:

“[Person’s name] is the coroner of legal personnel. …Wait.  Did I say coroner?  I meant coordinator.  Things aren’t that bleak here.”

“Take advantage of every learning opportunity.  And when I say that, I mean that you should [thinking] … take advantage of every opportunity to learn.”

Wow. That was deep.  Haha.  Anyway, I hope that the firm hasn’t found this journal yet, or in the alternative (let’s be honest - they found it months ago…Hello Firm!), they don’t hold anything against me

The other summers are cool.  After our strenuous day, a few of us went to happy hour because, you know, we deserved it.  Also, I think it was the appropriate way to kick off this summer.  I am calling it the Summer of “Liver, WHAT” — again, I hope the Firm, if/when they read this, doesn’t hold that against me.  I, of course, am an incredibly responsible adult capable of self-control.

Man, I’m screwed.