The GREATEST Journal on Earth is proud to present the third installment!

Now wait. I know what you’re going to say. “Booo, what is this, some sort of third-string journal? We already SAW the trapeze show!” I know, but you have to understand that (1) this one is not the same as the last trapeze show and (2) this was presented to us as the most dangerous stunt they’ve ever done! How was I not to record that?

OK, lame. We will give an update tomorrow (hopefully) to make up for this disappointing installment.

In related news, after the stunt where a dog catches lots of frisbees in the air, the ringleader announces, “Now, a lot of people ask us how we train our animals to do this. Well, we’ll let you in on a little secret. It’s through positive reinforcement and rewards.” ::applause from kids:: ::groan from me and the four others with me:: Immediately after this, they brought the dog into this small cage with a black cloth draped over it. No joke.

OK, to end this quick entry, here is an interesting article I found not too long back. A Doritos cargo apparently washed up on the Outer Banks a couple weeks ago. Naturally, I would be right there with these people collecting as many as I could hold.

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